Sunday, March 6, 2011

too dumb to play with themselves part 5

I don't want to get too deeply into this, but this is the stupidest lede I have ever read.

Eli Whiteside must know how Joe Biden feels, because vice president of the United States and backup catcher on a playoff team have a lot in common.

I mean, if you take the comparison seriously and try to extend the analogy NO I WON'T I DON'T WANT TO AND I WILL NOT DO IT.

I don't know. Go look at some fucking cats or something.

1 comment:

pierre idiot trudeau said...

Oh, I don't know Collision, I think being a backup pitcher is akin to ADVISING THE PRESIDENT. Sports journalism is the lowest form of... wait. NOTHING.