I don't want to get too deeply into this, but this is the stupidest lede I have ever read.
Eli Whiteside must know how Joe Biden feels, because vice president of the United States and backup catcher on a playoff team have a lot in common.
I mean, if you take the comparison seriously and try to extend the analogy NO I WON'T I DON'T WANT TO AND I WILL NOT DO IT.
I don't know. Go look at some fucking cats or something.