(The team is a little--WAIT FOR IT--cold right now.)
Game 9 @ Calgary Flames 2-4
DESPAIR FLOODS ALL THIS IS THE SAME TEAM AS LAST YEAR ('S SLAUGHTER OF THE SOUL OF A SECOND HALF)
I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF THIS TEAM SINCE IT HAS BEEN A TEAM & I CAN HONESTLY NOT RECALL A SINGLE DECENT TRIP TO LEFTERN CANADA; CALGARY, THOU ART KRYPTONITE AND I DO LOATHE THEE FROM HELL'S HEART I SPIT AT THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF RAGE I CONSIGN YOU THUS TO BURN
Game 10 vs. Edmonton Oilers 1-3
LIKE I SAID: 1996-2011 = ZERO DECENT TRIPS TO LEFTERN CANADA
TEAMS WITH SPEED, THE AVS HAVE TROUBLE WITH
CAN I SAY THIS? I THINK TOM RENNEY IS A GENIUS
Game 11 vs. Los Angeles Kings 3-2
BACK ON TRACK BOYS PLAYOFFS AND SUCCESS GUARANTEED
PERFECT WINS FOREVER
SKATING, SCORING, SAVES AND WINS
Game 12 vs. Phoenix Coyotes 1-4
THIS REALLY IS THE SAME TEAM AS LAST YEAR
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THE AVS PLAYED HALF-DECENTLY AGAINST THE ETERNALLY CURSE-BEARING STUDENT DOANS?
OCCUPY DAVE TIPPETT (LIKE WITH A HOBBY OR SOME SHIT DISTRACTING HIM FROM COACHING HOCKEY AGAINST THE AVALANCHE, MAYBE BRIDGE, BRIDGE SEEMS FUN AND LIKE SOMETHING THAT DAVE TIPPETT MIGHT ENJOY)
CRUSHING LOSS, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT TEAM PLAYED WELL, GOALIE STOOD ON HEAD, EVERYTHING'S FINE EVERYTHING'S NOT FINE AND LOSING TO NO-NAME SQUADS SLASH FRANCHISES IN TROUBLE WILL NEVER BE OKAY
WHY DOES THIS TEAM SUCK AT HOME?
Game 13 @ Dallas Stars 6-7 (OT)
TWO WAYS YOU CAN TELL YOU'RE KIND OF OVERCOMMITTED TO A TEAM (THAT IS NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD): 1) YOU GIVE UP 7 GOALS BUT SCORE 6 AND SHRUG AND SAY "WELL, GOOD FOR THE FANTASY NUMBERS, ANYWAYS"
2) YOU SEE AN ARTICLE PITCHED AS examining the 2009 Jordan Leopold trade AND THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD YOU'RE NOT CLICKING ON THAT BAD BOY
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