Game 15 vs. Calgary Flames 1-2
OH I JUST QUIT; I CAN'T RECAP A GAME AGAINST THE CALGARY FLAMES ANY MORE THAN THE AVS CAN PLAY ONE
Game 16 @ Detroit Red Wings 2-5
WHAT A SHOCK: FRANZEN HAT-TRICKS US, LIDSTROM NETS ONE, AVS LIMP THROUGH A LIMP GAME, LIMPLY, WITH ALL THE FIRE AND VIM OF A SQUAD ALREADY PLANNING THEIR NEXT GAMES OF WORDS WITH FRIENDS
Game 17 vs. New York Islanders 4-3 (OT)
DIG A HOLE, DIG OUT OF HOLE, GIVE UP LOTSA GOALS, GO DOWN THREE, THEN ROAR BACK
GOOD POLICY AGAINST THE ISLES
NOT SO GOOD AGAINST PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYERS
Game 18 vs Calgary Flames 3-4
DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?
THIS TEAM OVER HERE *points at Avs* can't beat this team over here *points at Flames
Game 19 @ Pittsburgh Penguins 3-6
WELL, IT WAS FUN FOR A MINUTE, ANYWAY, WITH MATT DUCHENE LOOKING LIKE A WORLD-BEATER OFF OF A BEAUTIFUL PUCK-BATTLE-WIN + PASS FROM MY MAN STASTNY
AND THEN IT ALL JUST HOPPED THE OL' ROCKET TRAIN TO SHITTOWN
Game 20 @ Minnesota "Wild" 0-1
HALF-ASSED ADEQUATE PACE TO THIS GAME, DESPITE THE SCORE, FUN TO WATCH A "PHYSICAL" WILD TEAM GET ELBOWS & STICKS UP & CAPITALIZE ON A LATE NEUTRAL-ZONE LAPSE
IN OTHER NEWS, I AM APPARENTLY A WHINY IDIOT HOMER
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Game 21 vs. Dallas "Stars" 3-0
STATS, DUTCHY WITH GOALS IN A GAME THAT WAS TIGHT WELL INTO THE THIRD
NICE, NICE WIN
A BRIEF MOMENT OF RELIEF IN A LONG SEASON OF ABUSE AND DANK
Game 22 vs. San Jose Sharks 1-4
MANY UNHAPPINESSES ATTEND THIS LOSS
SACCO RESPONDS WITH DAY-AFTER BAG SKATE
BUT HONESTLY: THE AVS TRIED HARD; THEY'RE SIMPLY NOT EQUIPPED TO COMPETE WITH A TEAM OF THE SHARKS' CALIBER
TOP FORWARDS FOR SHARKS: JOE THORNTON
JOE PAVELSKI
PATRICK MARLEAU
HAVLAT/COUTURE
TOP FORWARDS FOR AVS: PAUL STASTNY
MATT DUCHENE
LANDESKOG/HEJDUK
ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?
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