presented without comment

Ed note: somehow I misplaced both sets of Jew Grimson's playoff picks. Clear the Crease regrets the error.
Dumbass stupid fuckin predictions or whatever

East
Rangers (8) / Capitals (1)—Rangers in 6
Sabres (7) / Flyers (2)—Flyers in 5
Habs (6) / Bruins (3)—Bruins in 4
Lightning (5) / Penguins (4)—Pens in 5

West
Blackhawks (8) / Canucks (1)—Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks in 6
Kings (7) / Sharks (2)—Sharks in 4
Coyotes (6) / Red Wings (3)- Always Maxis with Wings in 5
Predators (5) / Ducks (4)- Ducks in 7

Western Quarters:



#1 Canucklefucks vs #8 flamers: ‘Nucks



#2 Tampons vs #7 Northstars: Wings



#3 Hopscotch Fishies vs #6 Disney Shitbirds: Sharks



#4: Jets vs #5 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks: The Fuckin’ Champs (math that, bitches!)



Semis:

#1 Nucklfucks vs. #5 The Fuckin’ Champs: Da Champs



#2 Always Maxis vs #3 Fuckfish



Conf:

Champs over Kotex



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Eastern Quarters:



# 1 Phuckheads vs # 8 Ryan Millers: Miller time!



# 3 Russian Machine Never Breaks vs #7 1994s = 1994s (The Russian Machine DOES Break)



# 2 Bobby’s Oars vs # 6 Les Crap = Beantown



# 4 Cindy-less Cindys vs #5 There’s no hockey in Florida: Cindy



Semis:

Boston over Buffalo



Rangers o’er Pens



Conference:

Boston over Rangers



Cup: Chicago in 5. Toews = Pharaoh for eternity. John Scott murders all the naysayers. Total and complete harmony for all of existence ensues.