Tuesday, June 14, 2011


The idea that a GM gets a B for a season when his team was the second-worst team in the league and were positioned to go into the next season without an NHL-caliber goaltender on the roster is preposterous nonsense.

Except for Iraq, Afghanistan, and a banking crisis, I give Bush II's presidency a B.

Except for how the Stones' set got cut short, I had a B time at Altamont.

Except for the premature ejaculation and all the crying, and the getting beat up by her dad, I give the night I lost my virginity a B.

Except for the bad scripts, awful timing, and complete lack of screen chemistry, I thought Ishtar and Hudson Hawk were pretty good--B for both!

--Collision, who actually in real life gives Chinese Democracy an A-

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