Dear Matt Duchene
How are you I am fine. What are you doing this summer? I think I might go camping but I am not sure. Anyways I think you are very good at hockey I like watching you play it. You play for my team the Colorado Avalanche! I would not like watching you play it hockey if you played for another team which wasn't my team the Colorado Avalanche!
Please do not gush about other teams Matt Duchene.
Anyways I guess I got to go. All power to the people and ban the fucking bomb.
your friend, Chris Collision (age 36)