Fire Alain Vigneault now. And if there's a single player in the room who Vigneault hasn't lost yet? Waive him now, because that man is obviously some kind of insane mix of gutless and stupid.
Vigneault better hope those Jack Adams votes are already in the mail, because after this, he'll be lucky to run the PK for a midget team. There's not a team in the world that needs a coach who responds to adversity with this blend of panic and self-outsmarting.
(Thanks to Puck Daddy Radio for reading this one!)