Turns out too much coffee can fuck you up. Anyhow, two things popped up today.
First, the Avs signed Mueller. I feel relief. Think he's a legit 20-30-50 guy on this team, and he definitely doesn't hurt the PP. So we got that goin' for us.
Second, and I'm very, very sorry for reading Deadspin--they're shitty writers who cater to the date-rape-and-AIDS-joke set and never even really talk about sports anymore--but this is awesome:
Gretzky punking Jordan about being cheap with a cocktail waitress? This is the stuff dreams are made of.
-Collision, getting ready for training camp