Friday, September 10, 2010

sorry about yesterday, everybody

Turns out too much coffee can fuck you up. Anyhow, two things popped up today.

First, the Avs signed Mueller. I feel relief. Think he's a legit 20-30-50 guy on this team, and he definitely doesn't hurt the PP. So we got that goin' for us.

Second, and I'm very, very sorry for reading Deadspin--they're shitty writers who cater to the date-rape-and-AIDS-joke set and never even really talk about sports anymore--but this is awesome:

Gretzky punking Jordan about being cheap with a cocktail waitress? This is the stuff dreams are made of.

-Collision, getting ready for training camp


pierre idiot trudeau said...

reasons why Gretzky gets to do that
1) Was more important to sport than Jordan.

2) Was more important in hockey than Jordan was in basketball.

3) No one cares about basketball.

4) Chicago is a backwater, whereas Edmonton is a metropolis.

Fat Contradiction said...

You forgot:

5) Huge white-man's cock, as against Jordan's legendarily puny package.