Fuck You I Quit Part Two of Three

Hey, NHL: somebody else can advertise your shit.

The awesome towel that Pierre Idiot Trudeau gave me? The Sakic shirsey I retired when they retired Sakic's number?

The hat that made somebody stop me in downtown Oakland two winters ago and say "The Avs, hunh? Man, you must be a real diehard.". The Forsberg shirsey that was in line for the Sakic treatment.

The Sakic inaction figure.

The little keychain my boss gave me when I worked at the the Lutz.

The patch that's been on my bike bag for the past couple years & started I don't know how many conversations.

All goes in a box.